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For Your Pleasure, Mixed-Drink.Com presents:
50 PICK UP LINES! Learn them. Love them. Live Them.
1) Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be
2) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money.
3) Hi. Are you cute?
4) Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost
in your eyes.
5) Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like
to meet mine?
6) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've
been touched by an angel?
7) Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know
exactly what to get me for Christmas.
8) If stars would fall everytime I would think of
you, the sky would soon be empty.
9) If looks were against the law you'd be arrested,
booked, and jailed for life.
10) I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and
it intimidates me a little.
11) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that
he needs my heart back.
12) You must be a thief, because you stole my heart
from across the room.
13) Pinch me... You're so fine I must be dreaming.
14) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
15) Ouch! My tooth hurts! ...Because you are sooo
sweet!
16) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry
for fear of losing you.
17) You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to
my life!
18) Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction
of turning me down... go ahead say no.
19) Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all
night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
20) Lick your finger and touch the person, touch
yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet
clothes."
21) I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind
taking me with you?
22) I've got an alarm clock that makes the best
sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
23) You know, you might be asked to leave soon.
You're making the other women look really bad.
24) Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper,
you'd be what they call fine print.
25) If I told you that you had a great body, would
you hold it against me?
26) Is it hot in here or is it you?
27) I'm new in town... Could you give me directions
to your apartment?
28) You with all those curves, and me with no brakes
!!!
29) Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always
this hot?
30) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?
31) Wanna know what would look good on you.. Me.
32) Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because
I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
33) I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?
34) Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I
seem to have lost mine...
35) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
36) Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled
up on my floor.
37) Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Can I?
38) I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house?
39) Are you from Tennessee? You must be... because
you're the only ten I see.
40) Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing
else like you on earth!
41) Come over to my house and lets do math, subtract
the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and we'll multiply.
42) For a moment I thought I had died and gone to
heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been
brought to me.
43) You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
44) Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing
clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together
and do something sometime.
45) I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
46) When I saw you from across the room, I passed
out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your
name and number for insurance reasons.
47) Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous
or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
I just felt like I had to tell you."
48) Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?
49) If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!
50) Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look
like the dull glimmer of the moon.
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